Finally hit with AK

PokerStars Game #10947585128: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/07/15 - 05:16:56 (ET)
Table 'Aschera' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: CoioL ($216.30 in chips)
Seat 2: Weir ($213.35 in chips)
Seat 3: iD.anon ($290.55 in chips)
Seat 4: DF_Newb ($334.50 in chips)
Seat 5: royalsu ($223.65 in chips)
Seat 6: noneofthat ($200.80 in chips)
royalsu: posts small blind $1
noneofthat: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Ks Ah]
CoioL: folds
Weir: raises $6 to $8
iD.anon: raises $19 to $27
DF_Newb: folds
royalsu: folds
noneofthat: folds
Weir: calls $19
*** FLOP *** [Kh 3c Jd]
Weir: checks
iD.anon: bets $36
Weir: raises $64 to $100
iD.anon: raises $163.55 to $263.55 and is all-in
Weir: calls $86.35 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Kh 3c Jd] [Ad]
*** RIVER *** [Kh 3c Jd Ad] [Tc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Weir: shows [Ks Ah] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
iD.anon: shows [Js Jc] (three of a kind, Jacks)
iD.anon collected $426.70 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $429.70 | Rake $3
Board [Kh 3c Jd Ad Tc]
Seat 1: CoioL folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Weir showed [Ks Ah] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 3: iD.anon showed [Js Jc] and won ($426.70) with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 4: DF_Newb (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: royalsu (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: noneofthat (big blind) folded before Flop


cool

POKERSTARS GAME #10946220336: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/07/15 - 02:14:27 (ET)
Table 'Predappia' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Weir ($200 in chips)
Seat 2: Bananas__009 ($318.30 in chips)
Seat 3: noneofthat ($171.50 in chips)
Seat 4: nutflush621 ($200 in chips)
Seat 5: CoioL ($193 in chips)
Seat 6: pjbarber ($728.95 in chips)
noneofthat: posts small blind $1
nutflush621: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [7h Ah]
CoioL: folds
pjbarber: folds
Weir: raises $6 to $8
Bananas__009: raises $16 to $24
noneofthat: folds
nutflush621: folds
Weir: raises $46 to $70
Bananas__009: calls $46
*** FLOP *** [Kc 4c Tc]
Weir: checks
Bananas__009: bets $85
Weir: folds
Bananas__009 collected $140 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $143 | Rake $3
Board [Kc 4c Tc]
Seat 1: Weir folded on the Flop
Seat 2: Bananas__009 (button) collected ($140)
Seat 3: noneofthat (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: nutflush621 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: CoioL folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: pjbarber folded before Flop (didn't bet)

wonderful


POKERSTARS GAME #10946551354: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/07/15 - 02:51:43 (ET)
Table 'Predappia' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Weir ($206.40 in chips)
Seat 2: Bananas__009 ($84.20 in chips)
Seat 3: noneofthat ($446.30 in chips)
Seat 4: HHHthegame88 ($321 in chips)
Seat 5: CoioL ($200 in chips)
Seat 6: dtemp ($276.15 in chips)
Weir: posts small blind $1
Bananas__009: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Ad Kc]
noneofthat: folds
HHHthegame88: folds
CoioL: raises $6 to $8
dtemp: folds
Weir: raises $16 to $24
Bananas__009: folds
CoioL: calls $16
*** FLOP *** [3c 9h 2c]
Weir: bets $40
CoioL: calls $40
*** TURN *** [3c 9h 2c] [2h]
Weir: checks
CoioL: checks
*** RIVER *** [3c 9h 2c 2h] [4d]
Weir: checks
CoioL: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Weir: shows [Ad Kc] (a pair of Deuces)
CoioL: shows [Tc 9c] (two pair, Nines and Deuces)
CoioL collected $127 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $130 | Rake $3
Board [3c 9h 2c 2h 4d]
Seat 1: Weir (small blind) showed [Ad Kc] and lost with a pair of Deuces
Seat 2: Bananas__009 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: noneofthat folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: HHHthegame88 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: CoioL showed [Tc 9c] and won ($127) with two pair, Nines and Deuces
Seat 6: dtemp (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)


okay then


POKERSTARS GAME #10946242459: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/07/15 - 02:16:45 (ET)
Table 'Predappia' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Weir ($203 in chips)
Seat 2: Bananas__009 ($388.30 in chips)
Seat 3: noneofthat ($170.50 in chips)
Seat 4: nutflush621 ($199.80 in chips)
Seat 5: CoioL ($190 in chips)
Seat 6: pjbarber ($726.95 in chips)
pjbarber: posts small blind $1
Weir: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [7s 4s]
Bananas__009: folds
noneofthat: folds
nutflush621: folds
CoioL: folds
pjbarber: raises $6 to $8
Weir: raises $16 to $24
pjbarber: calls $16
*** FLOP *** [8h Kh 6h]
pjbarber: checks
Weir: bets $35
pjbarber: calls $35
*** TURN *** [8h Kh 6h] [9c]
pjbarber: checks
Weir: checks
*** RIVER *** [8h Kh 6h 9c] [7c]
pjbarber: checks
Weir: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
pjbarber: shows [Kd Jc] (a pair of Kings)
Weir: mucks hand
pjbarber collected $115 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $118 | Rake $3
Board [8h Kh 6h 9c 7c]
Seat 1: Weir (big blind) mucked [7s 4s]
Seat 2: Bananas__009 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: noneofthat folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: nutflush621 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: CoioL (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: pjbarber (small blind) showed [Kd Jc] and won ($115) with a pair of Kings


silly me :D

POKERSTARS GAME #10946489579: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/07/15 - 02:44:25 (ET)
Table 'Predappia' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Weir ($213.75 in chips)
Seat 2: Bananas__009 ($259.20 in chips)
Seat 3: noneofthat ($363.25 in chips)
Seat 5: CoioL ($200 in chips)
Seat 6: dtemp ($246.15 in chips)
Bananas__009: posts small blind $1
noneofthat: posts big blind $2
HHHthegame88: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [4s 4h]
CoioL: folds
dtemp: raises $6 to $8
Weir: calls $8
Bananas__009: folds
noneofthat: folds
*** FLOP *** [Tc 2s 9c]
dtemp: bets $16
Weir: raises $32 to $48
dtemp: raises $190.15 to $238.15 and is all-in
Weir: folds
dtemp collected $113 from pot
dtemp: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $115 | Rake $2
Board [Tc 2s 9c]
Seat 1: Weir (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: Bananas__009 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: noneofthat (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: CoioL folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: dtemp collected ($113)


almost folded didnt you!!


POKERSTARS GAME #10946361079: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/07/15 - 02:29:32 (ET)
Table 'Predappia' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Weir ($289.75 in chips)
Seat 2: Bananas__009 ($290.50 in chips)
Seat 3: noneofthat ($312.95 in chips)
Seat 4: nutflush621 ($209.75 in chips)
Seat 5: CoioL ($199 in chips)
Seat 6: pjbarber ($774.95 in chips)
pjbarber: posts small blind $1
Weir: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Jc Qc]
Bananas__009: raises $5 to $7
noneofthat: folds
nutflush621: calls $7
CoioL: folds
pjbarber: folds
Weir: calls $5
*** FLOP *** [3h Td 2d]
Weir: checks
Bananas__009: checks
nutflush621: checks
*** TURN *** [3h Td 2d] [Qd]
Weir: checks
Bananas__009: checks
nutflush621: bets $10
Weir: calls $10
pjbarber leaves the table
Bananas__009: calls $10
*** RIVER *** [3h Td 2d Qd] [Js]
Weir: bets $25
funkeemonkee joins the table at seat #6
Bananas__009: folds
nutflush621: calls $25
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Weir: shows [Jc Qc] (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
nutflush621: shows [Ts Tc] (three of a kind, Tens)
nutflush621 collected $99 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $102 | Rake $3
Board [3h Td 2d Qd Js]
Seat 1: Weir (big blind) showed [Jc Qc] and lost with two pair, Queens and Jacks
Seat 2: Bananas__009 folded on the River
Seat 3: noneofthat folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: nutflush621 showed [Ts Tc] and won ($99) with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 5: CoioL (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: pjbarber (small blind) folded before Flop

TWO PAIR YES

POKERSTARS GAME #10946155785: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/07/15 - 02:07:49 (ET)
Table 'Predappia' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Weir ($200 in chips)
Seat 2: Bananas__009 ($326.65 in chips)
Seat 3: noneofthat ($175.35 in chips)
Seat 4: nutflush621 ($200 in chips)
Seat 5: CoioL ($200 in chips)
Seat 6: pjbarber ($638.95 in chips)
noneofthat: posts small blind $1
nutflush621: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Qc Jc]
CoioL: raises $6 to $8
pjbarber: calls $8
Weir: calls $8
Bananas__009: folds
noneofthat: calls $7
nutflush621: calls $6
*** FLOP *** [6d Jd 3c]
noneofthat: checks
nutflush621: checks
CoioL: checks
pjbarber: bets $24
Weir: calls $24
noneofthat: folds
nutflush621: folds
CoioL: folds
*** TURN *** [6d Jd 3c] [8h]
pjbarber: checks
Weir: checks
*** RIVER *** [6d Jd 3c 8h] [Td]
pjbarber: checks
Weir: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
pjbarber: shows [Tc Jh] (two pair, Jacks and Tens)
Weir: mucks hand
pjbarber collected $85 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $88 | Rake $3
Board [6d Jd 3c 8h Td]
Seat 1: Weir mucked [Qc Jc]
Seat 2: Bananas__009 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: noneofthat (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: nutflush621 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: CoioL folded on the Flop
Seat 6: pjbarber showed [Tc Jh] and won ($85) with two pair, Jacks and Tens

oh thats how 2 pair works?


POKERSTARS GAME #10946087439: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/07/15 - 02:00:57 (ET)
Table 'Anius II' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: vincent1981 ($48.75 in chips)
Seat 2: HeroInBlack ($274.90 in chips)
Seat 3: slickster998 ($84.50 in chips)
Seat 4: 7morir7 ($74.80 in chips)
Seat 5: Weir ($99.50 in chips)
Seat 6: tiltbad ($106.20 in chips)
tiltbad: posts small blind $0.50
vincent1981: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Kh Kc]
HeroInBlack: raises $3 to $4
slickster998: calls $4
7morir7: folds
Weir: raises $16 to $20
tiltbad: folds
vincent1981: folds
HeroInBlack: raises $58 to $78
slickster998: folds
Weir: raises $21.50 to $99.50 and is all-in
HeroInBlack: calls $21.50
*** FLOP *** [Ac 2s 7s]
*** TURN *** [Ac 2s 7s] [As]
*** RIVER *** [Ac 2s 7s As] [9d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
HeroInBlack: shows [Ad Ks] (three of a kind, Aces)
Weir: mucks hand
HeroInBlack collected $201.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $204.50 | Rake $3
Board [Ac 2s 7s As 9d]
Seat 1: vincent1981 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: HeroInBlack showed [Ad Ks] and won ($201.50) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 3: slickster998 folded before Flop
Seat 4: 7morir7 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Weir (button) mucked [Kh Kc]
Seat 6: tiltbad (small blind) folded before Flop


KINGS

POKERSTARS GAME #10945925510: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/07/15 - 01:45:26 (ET)
Table 'Anius II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: vincent1981 ($48.60 in chips)
Seat 2: HeroInBlack ($282.90 in chips)
Seat 3: slickster998 ($93 in chips)
Seat 4: 7morir7 ($29.95 in chips)
Seat 5: Weir ($113.90 in chips)
Seat 6: tiltbad ($107.20 in chips)
7morir7: posts small blind $0.50
Weir: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Jc 8h]
tiltbad: folds
vincent1981: calls $1
HeroInBlack: folds
slickster998: folds
7morir7: calls $0.50
Weir: checks
*** FLOP *** [Jh Qs 8d]
7morir7: checks
Weir: bets $3
vincent1981: folds
7morir7: raises $7 to $10
Weir: raises $57 to $67
7morir7: calls $18.95 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Jh Qs 8d] [Kd]
*** RIVER *** [Jh Qs 8d Kd] [Ah]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
7morir7: shows [Qd 8s] (two pair, Queens and Eights)
Weir: mucks hand
7morir7 collected $57.90 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $60.90 | Rake $3
Board [Jh Qs 8d Kd Ah]
Seat 1: vincent1981 folded on the Flop
Seat 2: HeroInBlack folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: slickster998 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: 7morir7 (small blind) showed [Qd 8s] and won ($57.90) with two pair, Queens and Eights
Seat 5: Weir (big blind) mucked [Jc 8h]
Seat 6: tiltbad folded before Flop (didn't bet)

TWO PAIR

Nice

PokerStars Game #10947239496: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/07/15 - 04:25:12 (ET)
Table 'Aschera' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: shiraz21 ($57.45 in chips)
Seat 2: Weir ($264.50 in chips)
Seat 3: iD.anon ($199.70 in chips)
Seat 4: DF_Newb ($356.05 in chips)
Seat 5: royalsu ($280 in chips)
Seat 6: atlet88 ($133.50 in chips)
DF_Newb: posts small blind $1
royalsu: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Qc Qd]
atlet88: folds
shiraz21: calls $2
Weir: raises $8 to $10
iD.anon: folds
DF_Newb: calls $9
royalsu: folds
shiraz21: calls $8
*** FLOP *** [5c 4c Th]
DF_Newb: checks
shiraz21: bets $47.45 and is all-in
Weir: calls $47.45
DF_Newb: folds
*** TURN *** [5c 4c Th] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [5c 4c Th 5h] [Jh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
shiraz21: shows [5s 4s] (a full house, Fives full of Fours)
Weir: mucks hand
shiraz21 collected $123.90 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $126.90 | Rake $3
Board [5c 4c Th 5h Jh]
Seat 1: shiraz21 showed [5s 4s] and won ($123.90) with a full house, Fives full of Fours
Seat 2: Weir mucked [Qc Qd]
Seat 3: iD.anon (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: DF_Newb (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: royalsu (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: atlet88 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


goodone

I am going to double him up

doubtnme: ur gonna double me up


PokerStars Game #10946953849: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/07/15 - 03:44:02 (ET)
Table 'Anius II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 3: doubtnme ($16.90 in chips)
Seat 5: Weir ($217 in chips)
badb0iie joins the table at seat #6
doubtnme: posts small blind $0.50
Weir: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Jc Ac]
doubtnme: raises $15.90 to $16.90 and is all-in
Weir: calls $15.90
*** FLOP *** [5d 4h Ts]
doubtnme said, "pair"
*** TURN *** [5d 4h Ts] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [5d 4h Ts 7s] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Weir: shows [Jc Ac] (a pair of Fives)
doubtnme: shows [Jh 5h] (three of a kind, Fives)
doubtnme collected $32.80 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $33.80 | Rake $1
Board [5d 4h Ts 7s 5c]
Seat 3: doubtnme (button) (small blind) showed [Jh 5h] and won ($32.80) with three of a kind, Fives
Seat 5: Weir (big blind) showed [Jc Ac] and lost with a pair of Fives



cool good job

GOD IM SO BAD

Weir: raises $184.85 to $254.85 and is all-in
ZeKGB said, "god you are so bad"
ZeKGB: folds
Weir collected $190 from pot
Weir: doesn't show hand

nice squeeze play douchebag. suck my nuts.

Excellent hand motherfucker

PokerStars Game #10880343401: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/07/11 - 05:44:07 (ET)
Table 'Ithaka' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Weir ($185.20 in chips)
Seat 3: nemeelucas ($236.85 in chips)
Seat 4: mixmastered ($100.25 in chips)
Seat 5: Bhrine ($136 in chips)
Seat 6: Robin_Ripper ($216.90 in chips)
Robin_Ripper: posts small blind $0.50
Weir: posts big blind $1
SisterSadie: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Ad 9h]
nemeelucas: folds
mixmastered: folds
Bhrine: calls $1
Robin_Ripper: folds
Weir: checks
*** FLOP *** [6h 6s Jc]
Weir: checks
Bhrine: checks
*** TURN *** [6h 6s Jc] [9d]
Weir: checks
Bhrine: bets $2
Weir: calls $2
*** RIVER *** [6h 6s Jc 9d] [8h]
Weir: checks
Bhrine: bets $6
Weir: calls $6
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Bhrine: shows [As Ac] (two pair, Aces and Sixes)
Weir: mucks hand
Bhrine collected $17.60 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $18.50 | Rake $0.90
Board [6h 6s Jc 9d 8h]
Seat 1: Weir (big blind) mucked [Ad 9h]
Seat 3: nemeelucas folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: mixmastered folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Bhrine (button) showed [As Ac] and won ($17.60) with two pair, Aces and Sixes
Seat 6: Robin_Ripper (small blind) folded before Flop

:( so owned.

YOUR MOM IS UNREAL

Dealer: Weir has two pair, Eights and Sevens
Dealer: Game #10880148755: Weir wins pot ($23.80) with two pair, Eights and Sevens
Realt0r: aa
Realt0r: unreal


THE FACT YOU LIMP WITH ACES IS UNREAL. at least when i bitch i usually play at least one of the streets arguably correctly.

Pokerstars gay?

Realt0r: how gay is this site?
Realt0r: somebody tell me


it isn't as gay as you.

you lost $10 fucking dollars on a stupid boring hand. shutup.

Fuck You

PokerStars Game #10879125389: Tournament #55148313, $55+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2007/07/11 - 02:30:07 (ET)
Table '55148313 1' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: joeypablack (4230 in chips)
Seat 3: amlove (5875 in chips)
Seat 7: Weir (3395 in chips)
joeypablack: posts the ante 25
amlove: posts the ante 25
Weir: posts the ante 25
Weir: posts small blind 200
joeypablack: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [5s Ah]
amlove: raises 5450 to 5850 and is all-in
Weir: calls 3170 and is all-in
joeypablack: folds
Weir: shows [5s Ah]
amlove: shows [4s As]
amlove collected 7215 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 7215 | Rake 0

fuck you. that is all.

Rare Hands

PokerStars Game #10878854918: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/07/11 - 01:59:12 (ET)
Table 'Sapientia IV' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: pokeschamp1 ($76.10 in chips)
Seat 2: Waylanderl ($103 in chips)
Seat 3: Weir ($146.95 in chips)
Seat 4: zm_dawg ($100 in chips)
Seat 5: Wild_Bill_X ($212.05 in chips)
Seat 6: raiseingitup ($170.40 in chips)
pokeschamp1: posts small blind $0.50
Waylanderl: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [As Kh]
Weir: raises $3 to $4
zm_dawg: folds
Wild_Bill_X: folds
raiseingitup: calls $4
pokeschamp1: folds
Waylanderl: calls $3
*** FLOP *** [3d Qh Ad]
Waylanderl: checks
Weir: bets $8
raiseingitup: folds
Waylanderl: calls $8
*** TURN *** [3d Qh Ad] [8d]
Waylanderl: checks
Weir: checks
*** RIVER *** [3d Qh Ad 8d] [2c]
Waylanderl: bets $18
Weir: calls $18
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Waylanderl: shows [Qd Kd] (a flush, Ace high)
Weir: mucks hand
Waylanderl collected $61.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $64.50 | Rake $3
Board [3d Qh Ad 8d 2c]
Seat 1: pokeschamp1 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Waylanderl (big blind) showed [Qd Kd] and won ($61.50) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 3: Weir mucked [As Kh]
Seat 4: zm_dawg folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Wild_Bill_X folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: raiseingitup (button) folded on the Flop


This is the first time this has ever happened in a poker hand. Ever. I start out with dominating hand. I flop Top pair Top kicker. Surprisingly, my opponent has also flopped a strong hand, despite starting out with 1 out. Now here is where the surprise is.........he makes his hand, slowplays it, and gets paid on the river. Wow it sure sucked. Oh well, I am sure it will never happen again, thank god.

LETS SKIP FORWARD 1 HAND

PokerStars Game #10878876775: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/07/11 - 02:01:31 (ET)
Table 'Sapientia IV' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: pokeschamp1 ($87.55 in chips)
Seat 2: Waylanderl ($134 in chips)
Seat 3: Weir ($116.95 in chips)
Seat 4: zm_dawg ($101 in chips)
Seat 5: Wild_Bill_X ($210.55 in chips)
Seat 6: xValhalla1 ($59 in chips)
xValhalla1: posts small blind $0.50
pokeschamp1: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Kc Ah]
Waylanderl: folds
Weir: raises $3 to $4
zm_dawg: folds
Wild_Bill_X: folds
xValhalla1: folds
pokeschamp1: calls $3
*** FLOP *** [8c Ks 2c]
pokeschamp1: checks
Weir: bets $6
pokeschamp1: calls $6
*** TURN *** [8c Ks 2c] [8h]
pokeschamp1: checks
Weir: bets $12
pokeschamp1: raises $21 to $33
Weir: folds
pokeschamp1 collected $42.35 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $44.50 | Rake $2.15
Board [8c Ks 2c 8h]
Seat 1: pokeschamp1 (big blind) collected ($42.35)
Seat 2: Waylanderl folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Weir folded on the Turn
Seat 4: zm_dawg folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Wild_Bill_X (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: xValhalla1 (small blind) folded before Flop

My opponent calls a raise, GOOD JOB BUDDY. I flop top pair Top Kicker with AK (THE NUTS). I bet, he calls. A CALL OMG..............someone has second pair, a king, or a flush draw (or mad beastlike skills). What to do on turn.........well the experts tell you betting sucks, because he can bluff you off of your hand now, however checking sucks you let the club on the river screw you. well you have to pick one so bet........A RAISE OMGMGMG IS IT MAD SKILZLZ OR AN 8. FUCK I DONT KNOW I FOLD.

Whew im glad these types of things happen only once every few years, otherwise i might hate getting AK, which would be dumb b/c it is THE THIRD BEST HAND EVAR.

YOU HAVE $60 ?????????? (plus cash game excitement

PokerStars Game #10878740854: Tournament #55147475, $55+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2007/07/11 - 01:47:29 (ET)
Table '55147475 1' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 2: amlove (1055 in chips)
Seat 4: Gelefante (4495 in chips)
Seat 5: Satans_Stare (2445 in chips)
Seat 6: Weir (1470 in chips)
Seat 8: urge3075 (2830 in chips)
Seat 9: laundry84 (1205 in chips)
Satans_Stare: posts small blind 75
Weir: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Ah Js]
urge3075: calls 150
laundry84: folds
amlove: folds
Gelefante: calls 150
Satans_Stare: calls 75
Weir: raises 1320 to 1470 and is all-in
urge3075: calls 1320
Gelefante: folds
Satans_Stare: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qc 2c Qh]
*** TURN *** [Qc 2c Qh] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [Qc 2c Qh Th] [8c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Weir: shows [Ah Js] (a pair of Queens)
urge3075: shows [8s Ac] (two pair, Queens and Eights)
urge3075 collected 3240 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3240 | Rake 0
Board [Qc 2c Qh Th 8c]
Seat 2: amlove folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Gelefante (button) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Satans_Stare (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Weir (big blind) showed [Ah Js] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 8: urge3075 showed [8s Ac] and won (3240) with two pair, Queens and Eights
Seat 9: laundry84 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE YOU STUPDIDSFKLJXLK FUCK YOU, YOU TOTALLY TRAPPED ME (USER NOTE: this wouldn't be posted if it wasn't for AA vs. 55 and QQ vs. JJ to go out in 9th both times. this beat, in and of itself is a normal occurance


this is all okay though b/c i am running hot in cash games:

PokerStars Game #10878759199: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/07/11 - 01:49:20 (ET)
Table 'Sapientia IV' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: pokeschamp1 ($95.70 in chips)
Seat 2: sherlock2200 ($30.90 in chips)
Seat 3: Weir ($106.60 in chips)
Seat 4: Chem-Dry ($12.40 in chips)
Seat 5: Wild_Bill_X ($195.85 in chips)
Seat 6: raiseingitup ($160.35 in chips)
Wild_Bill_X: posts small blind $0.50
raiseingitup: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Js Qd]
pokeschamp1: folds
sherlock2200: folds
Weir: raises $3 to $4
Chem-Dry: folds
Wild_Bill_X: folds
raiseingitup: calls $3
*** FLOP *** [Kd Ah Td]
raiseingitup: checks
Weir: bets $6
raiseingitup: folds
Weir collected $8.10 from pot
Weir: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $8.50 | Rake $0.40
Board [Kd Ah Td]
Seat 1: pokeschamp1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: sherlock2200 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Weir collected ($8.10)
Seat 4: Chem-Dry (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Wild_Bill_X (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: raiseingitup (big blind) folded on the Flop

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO FLOPPED BROADWAY...........ACE AND KING ON THE BOARD IN RAISED POT SHIP THE MONIES THIS WAY YEYEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

gosidgo: what is that, a zebra with a rooster top>?
gosidgo: and a floating suitcase?
gosidgo: just kiddn around Weir...no offense k

I HAVE NO CHAT NUMBNUTS. also, it is a goddamn rooster zebra not a "zebra with a rooster top," wtf is that shit? and does your suitcase look that delicious?? maybe one day.

Shot at 2007-07-09


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MY INTERNET DOESN'T WORK YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAG. LOOK AT YOURSELF. YOU ARE SUCH A CUNTRAG. thanks for all the $$$$444 though..........

kisses,
Weir

What did I have?

xsparkeplugx: what u have that last hand


I HAD UR MOM, YOU SON OF A BITCH. AND ALSO NO CHAT. go fuck yourself