Monday, December 24, 2007

These hands are all really rigged

PokerStars Game #14063348576: Tournament #71070934, $3.00+$0.30 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/12/24 - 01:22:59 (ET)
Table '71070934 91' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: josé delgado (3480 in chips)
Seat 2: Weir (2980 in chips)
Seat 3: blloyd (3605 in chips)
Seat 4: simple_6964 (3135 in chips)
Seat 5: JohnyStaziak (680 in chips)
Seat 6: eshap716 (1310 in chips)
Seat 7: Doc_Ken 41 (1610 in chips)
Seat 8: xxdeuceswild (935 in chips)
Seat 9: wilhammer (1555 in chips)
simple_6964: posts small blind 15
JohnyStaziak: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Ah Ad]
eshap716: raises 30 to 60
Doc_Ken 41: raises 90 to 150
xxdeuceswild: folds
wilhammer: calls 150
josé delgado: folds
Weir: raises 350 to 500
blloyd: folds
simple_6964: calls 485
JohnyStaziak: folds
eshap716: folds
Doc_Ken 41: calls 350
wilhammer: calls 350
*** FLOP *** [6s 8c Jc]
simple_6964: bets 2635 and is all-in
Doc_Ken 41: calls 1110 and is all-in
wilhammer: calls 1055 and is all-in
Weir: calls 2480 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [6s 8c Jc] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [6s 8c Jc 9h] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
simple_6964: shows [9s 9d] (a full house, Nines full of Jacks)
Weir: shows [Ah Ad] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
simple_6964 collected 2740 from side pot-2
Doc_Ken 41: shows [Ks Ac] (a pair of Jacks)
simple_6964 collected 165 from side pot-1
wilhammer: shows [8s 8d] (a full house, Eights full of Jacks)
simple_6964 collected 6310 from main pot
Kovak04 is connected
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 9215 Main pot 6310. Side pot-1 165. Side pot-2 2740. | Rake 0
Board [6s 8c Jc 9h Js]
Seat 1: josé delgado folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Weir showed [Ah Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Jacks
Seat 3: blloyd (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: simple_6964 (small blind) showed [9s 9d] and won (9215) with a full house, Nines full of Jacks
Seat 5: JohnyStaziak (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: eshap716 folded before Flop
Seat 7: Doc_Ken 41 showed [Ks Ac] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 8: xxdeuceswild folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: wilhammer showed [8s 8d] and lost with a full house, Eights full of Jacks

PokerStars Game #14062741236: Tournament #71379667, $15+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/12/24 - 00:42:20 (ET)
Table '71379667 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: bronz43x (1305 in chips)
Seat 2: Weir (1480 in chips)
Seat 3: joeblade (2705 in chips)
Seat 5: JonnyL1Time (1300 in chips)
Seat 6: stanc555 (1355 in chips)
Seat 7: delt71185 (310 in chips)
Seat 8: rasshopper (3430 in chips)
Seat 9: Baripoker (1615 in chips)
joeblade: posts small blind 25
JonnyL1Time: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Tc 9c]
stanc555: calls 50
delt71185: folds
rasshopper: folds
Baripoker: folds
bronz43x: folds
Weir: calls 50
joeblade: calls 25
JonnyL1Time: checks
*** FLOP *** [Jh 6c 8c]
joeblade: checks
JonnyL1Time: checks
stanc555: bets 50
Weir: raises 200 to 250
joeblade: folds
JonnyL1Time: folds
stanc555: calls 200
*** TURN *** [Jh 6c 8c] [2h]
stanc555: checks
Weir: bets 1180 and is all-in
stanc555: calls 1055 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Jh 6c 8c 2h] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
stanc555: shows [Jc Kc] (two pair, Jacks and Eights)
Weir: shows [Tc 9c] (a pair of Eights)
stanc555 collected 2810 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2810 | Rake 0
Board [Jh 6c 8c 2h 8d]
Seat 1: bronz43x folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Weir (button) showed [Tc 9c] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 3: joeblade (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: JonnyL1Time (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: stanc555 showed [Jc Kc] and won (2810) with two pair, Jacks and Eights
Seat 7: delt71185 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: rasshopper folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Baripoker folded before Flop (didn't bet)

PokerStars Game #14063254176: Tournament #70760639, $5.50+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (150/300) - 2007/12/24 - 01:16:16 (ET)
Table '70760639 3' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 2: exactorman1 (1520 in chips)
Seat 3: JonJ107 (4150 in chips)
Seat 4: Weir (2355 in chips)
Seat 5: RIVERWOOD (4365 in chips)
Seat 6: RomfordRobot (1705 in chips)
Seat 7: Sexy lady (3205 in chips)
Seat 8: dadied (2870 in chips)
Seat 9: NjCriminal (6300 in chips)
exactorman1: posts the ante 25
JonJ107: posts the ante 25
Weir: posts the ante 25
RIVERWOOD: posts the ante 25
RomfordRobot: posts the ante 25
Sexy lady: posts the ante 25
dadied: posts the ante 25
NjCriminal: posts the ante 25
RomfordRobot: posts small blind 150
Sexy lady: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Kd Ah]
dadied: folds
NjCriminal: folds
exactorman1: folds
JonJ107: folds
Weir: raises 2030 to 2330 and is all-in
RIVERWOOD: folds
RomfordRobot: calls 1530 and is all-in
Sexy lady: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qh Jh 8h]
*** TURN *** [Qh Jh 8h] [6c]
*** RIVER *** [Qh Jh 8h 6c] [4c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RomfordRobot: shows [Ac Jc] (a pair of Jacks)
Weir: shows [Kd Ah] (high card Ace)
RomfordRobot collected 3860 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3860 | Rake 0
Board [Qh Jh 8h 6c 4c]
Seat 2: exactorman1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: JonJ107 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Weir showed [Kd Ah] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 5: RIVERWOOD (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: RomfordRobot (small blind) showed [Ac Jc] and won (3860) with a pair of Jacks
Seat 7: Sexy lady (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: dadied folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: NjCriminal folded before Flop (didn't bet)

PokerStars Game #14063254176: Tournament #70760639, $5.50+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (150/300) - 2007/12/24 - 01:16:16 (ET)
Table '70760639 3' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 2: exactorman1 (1520 in chips)
Seat 3: JonJ107 (4150 in chips)
Seat 4: Weir (2355 in chips)
Seat 5: RIVERWOOD (4365 in chips)
Seat 6: RomfordRobot (1705 in chips)
Seat 7: Sexy lady (3205 in chips)
Seat 8: dadied (2870 in chips)
Seat 9: NjCriminal (6300 in chips)
exactorman1: posts the ante 25
JonJ107: posts the ante 25
Weir: posts the ante 25
RIVERWOOD: posts the ante 25
RomfordRobot: posts the ante 25
Sexy lady: posts the ante 25
dadied: posts the ante 25
NjCriminal: posts the ante 25
RomfordRobot: posts small blind 150
Sexy lady: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Kd Ah]
dadied: folds
NjCriminal: folds
exactorman1: folds
JonJ107: folds
Weir: raises 2030 to 2330 and is all-in
RIVERWOOD: folds
RomfordRobot: calls 1530 and is all-in
Sexy lady: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qh Jh 8h]
*** TURN *** [Qh Jh 8h] [6c]
*** RIVER *** [Qh Jh 8h 6c] [4c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RomfordRobot: shows [Ac Jc] (a pair of Jacks)
Weir: shows [Kd Ah] (high card Ace)
RomfordRobot collected 3860 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3860 | Rake 0
Board [Qh Jh 8h 6c 4c]
Seat 2: exactorman1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: JonJ107 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Weir showed [Kd Ah] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 5: RIVERWOOD (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: RomfordRobot (small blind) showed [Ac Jc] and won (3860) with a pair of Jacks
Seat 7: Sexy lady (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: dadied folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: NjCriminal folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Friday, December 14, 2007

LOOK I WON A BIG HAND!!!!!

























PSYCHE
PokerStars Game #13850427251: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/12/14 - 05:36:02 (ET)
Table 'Dunant II' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Weir ($105.10 in chips)
Seat 2: dwp1010 ($57.30 in chips)
Seat 3: Gkastone ($146.45 in chips)
Seat 4: jnpn ($98.50 in chips)
Seat 6: MrteddyKGB ($218.95 in chips)
MrteddyKGB: posts small blind $0.50
Weir: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [5h Ac]
Alexpoker81 joins the table at seat #5
dwp1010: calls $1
Gkastone: folds
jnpn: folds
MrteddyKGB: folds
Weir: checks
*** FLOP *** [As Kh Qh]
Weir: checks
dwp1010: checks
*** TURN *** [As Kh Qh] [3h]
Weir: checks
dwp1010: checks
*** RIVER *** [As Kh Qh 3h] [5d]
Weir: bets $3
dwp1010: raises $7 to $10
Weir: calls $7
*** SHOW DOWN ***
WAIT FOR IT


WAIT......



GUESSS




I HAVE TWO PAIR, VALUE BET RIVER...HE RAISES......


HIGHER 2 PAIR???


LOWER 2 PAIR???

STRAIGHT??









dwp1010: shows [Ah 6h] (a flush, Ace high) <---OH HOW ORIGINAL SIR
Weir: mucks hand
dwp1010 collected $21.40 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $22.50 | Rake $1.10
Board [As Kh Qh 3h 5d]
Seat 1: Weir (big blind) mucked [5h Ac]
Seat 2: dwp1010 showed [Ah 6h] and won ($21.40) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 3: Gkastone folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: jnpn (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: MrteddyKGB (small blind) folded before Flop

CONGRATULATIONS NEVER FOLD GUY

Dealt to Weir [Td Tc]
dwp1010: folds
Gkastone: folds
sy power: calls $1
pulicio: folds
MrteddyKGB: raises $4 to $5
Weir: raises $7 to $12
sy power: calls $11
MrteddyKGB: folds
*** FLOP *** [7c Kc Kd]
Weir: checks
sy power: bets $9
Weir: raises $26 to $35
sy power: raises $26 to $61
Weir: calls $18.75 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [7c Kc Kd] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [7c Kc Kd 9h] [Jd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Weir: shows [Td Tc] (two pair, Kings and Tens)
sy power: shows [Kh Qd] (three of a kind, Kings)
sy power collected $133.50 from pot



CONGRATS I DECIDED THAT THE 9TH TIME IN A ROW THAT YOU BET INTO ME WHEN I CHECKED, AND I ACTUALLY HAD A PAIR, I WOULD TRY AND DO SOMETHING. BUT OOPS YOU FLOPPED TRIPS. WHY WHY WHY WHY WHWYWHY WHY WHY WHY WHY THIS MAKES NO SENSE. THE

EVERY
SINGLE
TIME

I PLAY
I NEVER WIN ANY HANDS
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OOOPS

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PokerStars Game #13850341293: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/12/14 - 05:23:43 (ET)
Table 'Dunant II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Weir ($49.50 in chips)
Seat 2: dwp1010 ($60.40 in chips)
Seat 3: Gkastone ($122 in chips)
Seat 4: sy power ($178.40 in chips)
Seat 5: pulicio ($102.15 in chips)
Seat 6: MrteddyKGB ($207.15 in chips)
sy power: posts small blind $0.50
pulicio: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Ah Jd]
MrteddyKGB: folds
Weir: raises $3 to $4
dwp1010: folds
Gkastone: folds
sy power: calls $3.50
pulicio: calls $3
*** FLOP *** [Jc Tc Qs]
sy power: bets $5
pulicio: folds
Weir: calls $5
*** TURN *** [Jc Tc Qs] [6d]
sy power: checks
Weir: checks
*** RIVER *** [Jc Tc Qs 6d] [2c]
sy power: bets $19
Weir: calls $19
*** SHOW DOWN ***
sy power: shows [8c Ac] (a flush, Ace high)
Weir: mucks hand
sy power collected $57.10 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $60 | Rake $2.90
Board [Jc Tc Qs 6d 2c]
Seat 1: Weir mucked [Ah Jd]
Seat 2: dwp1010 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Gkastone (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: sy power (small blind) showed [8c Ac] and won ($57.10) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 5: pulicio (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: MrteddyKGB folded before Flop (didn't bet)


OH LOOK YOU HIT A FLUSH

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The Days are Dark and the funds are dwindling on this dark, dreary, wintry day.

PokerStars Game #13849256716: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/12/14 - 02:57:36 (ET)
Table 'Dunant II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Weir ($76.05 in chips)
Seat 2: VTHOKIE26 ($31.30 in chips)
Seat 3: vietfuture69 ($38.50 in chips)
Seat 4: GBK12 ($85.70 in chips)
Seat 5: bonsak ($31 in chips)
Seat 6: MrteddyKGB ($120.90 in chips)
GBK12: posts small blind $0.50
bonsak: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Qd Ac]
MrteddyKGB: folds
Weir: raises $3 to $4
VTHOKIE26: folds
vietfuture69: raises $3 to $7
GBK12: folds
bonsak: folds
Weir: calls $3
*** FLOP *** [9h 2s Jc]
Weir: checks
vietfuture69: checks
*** TURN *** [9h 2s Jc] [8c]
Weir: checks
vietfuture69: checks
*** RIVER *** [9h 2s Jc 8c] [6h]
Weir: checks
vietfuture69: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Weir: shows [Qd Ac] (high card Ace)
vietfuture69: shows [Ah Kc] (high card Ace - King kicker)
vietfuture69 collected $14.75 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $15.50 | Rake $0.75
Board [9h 2s Jc 8c 6h]
Seat 1: Weir showed [Qd Ac] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 2: VTHOKIE26 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: vietfuture69 (button) showed [Ah Kc] and won ($14.75) with high card Ace
Seat 4: GBK12 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: bonsak (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: MrteddyKGB folded before Flop (didn't bet)


PokerStars Game #13849262987: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/12/14 - 02:58:19 (ET)
Table 'Dunant II' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Weir ($69.05 in chips)
Seat 2: VTHOKIE26 ($31.30 in chips)
Seat 3: vietfuture69 ($46.25 in chips)
Seat 4: GBK12 ($85.20 in chips)
Seat 5: bonsak ($30 in chips)
Seat 6: MrteddyKGB ($120.90 in chips)
bonsak: posts small blind $0.50
MrteddyKGB: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [As Kh]
Weir: raises $3 to $4
VTHOKIE26: folds
vietfuture69: calls $4
GBK12: folds
bonsak: folds
MrteddyKGB: folds
*** FLOP *** [Tc Js Ad]
Weir: bets $7
vietfuture69: raises $35.25 to $42.25 and is all-in
Weir: calls $35.25
*** TURN *** [Tc Js Ad] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [Tc Js Ad 8h] [9d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Weir: shows [As Kh] (a pair of Aces)
vietfuture69: shows [Qd Ah] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
vietfuture69 collected $91 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $94 | Rake $3
Board [Tc Js Ad 8h 9d]
Seat 1: Weir showed [As Kh] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: VTHOKIE26 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: vietfuture69 showed [Qd Ah] and won ($91) with a straight, Eight to Queen
Seat 4: GBK12 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: bonsak (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: MrteddyKGB (big blind) folded before Flop


IM GOING TO TAKE THIS GUY TO STATE COURT FOR IIED. IF THIS MOTHERFUCKER TRIES TO REMOVE IT TO FEDERAL COURT, I AM GOING TO TRESPASS HIS GODDAMN CHATTELS.