HEY LOOK IM TRYING TO PLAY POKER AGAIN: I GOT 4TH TO THE GUY WITH 45 OFFSUIT HERE

PokerStars Game #34596997145: Tournament #207481722, $15+$1 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200) - 2009/10/28 3:12:37 CT [2009/10/28 4:12:37 ET]
Table '207481722 1' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 2: jdawg107 (4815 in chips)
Seat 5: Abel1957 (5480 in chips)
Seat 8: JREFU (1680 in chips)
Seat 9: Weir (1525 in chips)
jdawg107: posts the ante 25
Abel1957: posts the ante 25
JREFU: posts the ante 25
Weir: posts the ante 25
jdawg107: posts small blind 100
Abel1957: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [5d 5s]
JREFU: raises 1455 to 1655 and is all-in
Weir: calls 1500 and is all-in
jdawg107: calls 1555
Abel1957: calls 1455
*** FLOP *** [Jd Qc 2c]
jdawg107: bets 3135 and is all-in
Abel1957: folds
Uncalled bet (3135) returned to jdawg107
*** TURN *** [Jd Qc 2c] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [Jd Qc 2c Js] [3c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jdawg107: shows [Ah Qs] (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
JREFU: shows [5h 4d] (a pair of Jacks)
jdawg107 collected 465 from side pot
Weir: shows [5d 5s] (two pair, Jacks and Fives)
jdawg107 collected 6100 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6565 Main pot 6100. Side pot 465. | Rake 0
Board [Jd Qc 2c Js 3c]
Seat 2: jdawg107 (small blind) showed [Ah Qs] and won (6565) with two pair, Queens and Jacks
Seat 5: Abel1957 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 8: JREFU showed [5h 4d] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 9: Weir (button) showed [5d 5s] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Fives

I raised all in with AK and was called by QJ and 79

PokerStars Game #14725054366: Tournament #74648428, $15+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2008/01/21 - 17:02:23 (ET)
Table '74648428 1' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: AKM_74 (3709 in chips)
Seat 2: ucallwithwat (1044 in chips)
Seat 3: IDAHOCP3 (1135 in chips)
Seat 4: Weir (1167 in chips)
Seat 5: Crakfiller77 (778 in chips)
Seat 7: nolimitcoop (1449 in chips)
Seat 8: slickstein65 (1533 in chips)
Seat 9: knacky (2685 in chips)
Crakfiller77: posts small blind 100
nolimitcoop: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Ks Ac]
slickstein65: calls 200
knacky: folds
AKM_74: calls 200
ucallwithwat: folds
IDAHOCP3: folds
Weir: raises 967 to 1167 and is all-in
Crakfiller77: calls 678 and is all-in
nolimitcoop: folds
slickstein65: raises 366 to 1533 and is all-in
AKM_74: folds
*** FLOP *** [7s Th Jc]
*** TURN *** [7s Th Jc] [Jd]
*** RIVER *** [7s Th Jc Jd] [6s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
slickstein65: shows [Js Qh] (three of a kind, Jacks)
Weir: shows [Ks Ac] (a pair of Jacks)
slickstein65 collected 778 from side pot
Crakfiller77: shows [7d 9d] (two pair, Jacks and Sevens)
slickstein65 collected 2734 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3512 Main pot 2734. Side pot 778. | Rake 0
Board [7s Th Jc Jd 6s]
Seat 1: AKM_74 folded before Flop
Seat 2: ucallwithwat folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: IDAHOCP3 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Weir (button) showed [Ks Ac] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 5: Crakfiller77 (small blind) showed [7d 9d] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Sevens
Seat 7: nolimitcoop (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: slickstein65 showed [Js Qh] and won (3512) with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 9: knacky folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Final tally for the day

Up and down day today. Had a victory and a third. Also finished 4th 7 or 8 times, which is pretty good because 4th is less than half of 9 which is the number of people registered meaning i am better than average.

Final monetary results: - $324

This is what we are up against.

PokerStars Game #14713060380: Tournament #74590598, $15+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2008/01/21 - 04:19:10 (ET)
Table '74590598 1' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: docgamma (2130 in chips)
Seat 3: Think twc (3105 in chips)
Seat 4: Weir (835 in chips)
Seat 7: Saratzila (2200 in chips)
Seat 8: Holgerdino (2165 in chips)
Seat 9: noody18 (3065 in chips)
Weir: posts small blind 100
Saratzila: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Ad Jc]
Holgerdino: calls 200
noody18: folds
docgamma: folds
Think twc: calls 200
Weir: raises 635 to 835 and is all-in
Saratzila: folds
Holgerdino: calls 635
Think twc: calls 635
*** FLOP *** [9d As 3d]
Holgerdino: checks
Think twc: checks
*** TURN *** [9d As 3d] [8h]
Holgerdino: checks
Think twc: checks
*** RIVER *** [9d As 3d 8h] [2c]
Holgerdino: checks
Think twc: bets 800
Holgerdino: folds
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Think twc: shows [Kh 7d] (high card Ace)
Weir: shows [Ad Jc] (a pair of Aces)
Weir collected 2705 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2705 | Rake 0
Board [9d As 3d 8h 2c]
Seat 1: docgamma folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Think twc (button) showed [Kh 7d] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 4: Weir (small blind) showed [Ad Jc] and won (2705) with a pair of Aces
Seat 7: Saratzila (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Holgerdino folded on the River
Seat 9: noody18 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Gambling ban really taking its full effect. As you can tell, Think twc shows on the river that he has the guts to make it happen. This is the type of player you fear at the table.

More +1 evidence

PokerStars Game #14713013504: Tournament #74590598, $15+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2008/01/21 - 04:13:02 (ET)
Table '74590598 1' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: docgamma (2525 in chips)
Seat 3: Think twc (1715 in chips)
Seat 4: Weir (2035 in chips)
Seat 7: Saratzila (2270 in chips)
Seat 8: Holgerdino (970 in chips)
Seat 9: noody18 (3985 in chips)
Saratzila: posts small blind 50
Holgerdino: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Js Ah]
noody18: folds
docgamma: folds
Think twc: raises 300 to 400
Weir: raises 800 to 1200
Saratzila: folds
Holgerdino: folds
Think twc: calls 800
*** FLOP *** [Td 7d 3s]
Think twc: bets 515 and is all-in
Weir: calls 515
*** TURN *** [Td 7d 3s] [4c]
*** RIVER *** [Td 7d 3s 4c] [8h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Think twc: shows [Qh As] (high card Ace)
Weir: shows [Js Ah] (high card Ace - lower kicker)
Think twc collected 3580 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3580 | Rake 0
Board [Td 7d 3s 4c 8h]
Seat 1: docgamma folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Think twc showed [Qh As] and won (3580) with high card Ace
Seat 4: Weir (button) showed [Js Ah] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 7: Saratzila (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Holgerdino (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: noody18 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

DONT YOU UNDERSTAND POKERSTARS, YOU ARE STILL SCREWING WHOEVER IS #4.

Tutorial: How to play good 4 handed poker.

First, lets set the scene. 4 people left. I have more chips than the two guys on my left and king high. I raise all in b/c the big blind doesn't want to lose and get 4th and the shortstack folds too much. So obviously the small blind thinks about calling for 10 minutes, and then manages to grow the stones to finally call, with AJ. But don't worry, right my cards are live?

Come on be fucking serious.

PokerStars Game #14712822542: Tournament #74588799, $15+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2008/01/21 - 03:48:28 (ET)
Table '74588799 1' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: robinson23 (1200 in chips)
Seat 3: xWhiteSaucex (2675 in chips)
Seat 5: SunnyBooy86 (6030 in chips)
Seat 7: Weir (3595 in chips)
robinson23: posts the ante 25
xWhiteSaucex: posts the ante 25
SunnyBooy86: posts the ante 25
Weir: posts the ante 25
robinson23: posts small blind 200
xWhiteSaucex: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [7s Kd]
SunnyBooy86: folds
Weir: raises 1200 to 1600
robinson23: calls 975 and is all-in
xWhiteSaucex: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qd 4c Jh]
*** TURN *** [Qd 4c Jh] [7c]
*** RIVER *** [Qd 4c Jh 7c] [6d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
robinson23: shows [Ac Js] (a pair of Jacks)
Weir: shows [7s Kd] (a pair of Sevens)
robinson23 collected 2850 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2850 | Rake 0
Board [Qd 4c Jh 7c 6d]
Seat 1: robinson23 (small blind) showed [Ac Js] and won (2850) with a pair of Jacks
Seat 3: xWhiteSaucex (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: SunnyBooy86 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Weir (button) showed [7s Kd] and lost with a pair of Sevens



MOVE FORWARD TWO HANDS:

Now the situation has changed. We are basically tied for 4th and are on the button with KJ. For those of my readers who have played poker before, this is a very easy all in. Sadly, the big blind managed to pick up kings. But you flopped an open ender. Thankfully the fact that you have lost 27 of the past 30 sitngos you have played has affected you in such a way that you no longer actually expect to ever win hands, so the depression of the non helpful turn and river don't illciit and reaction.

PokerStars Game #14712833992: Tournament #74588799, $15+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2008/01/21 - 03:49:55 (ET)
Table '74588799 1' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: robinson23 (2375 in chips)
Seat 3: xWhiteSaucex (2675 in chips)
Seat 5: SunnyBooy86 (6030 in chips)
Seat 7: Weir (2420 in chips)
robinson23: posts the ante 25
xWhiteSaucex: posts the ante 25
SunnyBooy86: posts the ante 25
Weir: posts the ante 25
robinson23: posts small blind 200
xWhiteSaucex: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Kd Jh]
SunnyBooy86: folds
Weir: raises 1995 to 2395 and is all-in
robinson23: folds
xWhiteSaucex: calls 1995
*** FLOP *** [Td 3c Qs]
*** TURN *** [Td 3c Qs] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [Td 3c Qs 5h] [Tc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
xWhiteSaucex: shows [Ac Ks] (a pair of Tens)
Weir: shows [Kd Jh] (a pair of Tens - lower kicker)
xWhiteSaucex collected 5090 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5090 | Rake 0
Board [Td 3c Qs 5h Tc]
Seat 1: robinson23 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: xWhiteSaucex (big blind) showed [Ac Ks] and won (5090) with a pair of Tens
Seat 5: SunnyBooy86 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Weir (button) showed [Kd Jh] and lost with a pair of Tens

BAD CALL WITH A WEAK ACE HERE FOR ME

PokerStars Game #14712797838: Tournament #74589335, $15+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2008/01/21 - 03:45:23 (ET)
Table '74589335 1' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: ElmiraMike (3535 in chips)
Seat 4: D.E. Million (3630 in chips)
Seat 5: Weir (830 in chips)
Seat 7: ace523 (1380 in chips)
Seat 8: megateaser (4125 in chips)
D.E. Million: posts small blind 100
Weir: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Ah 7d]
ace523: folds
megateaser: raises 400 to 600
ElmiraMike: folds
D.E. Million: folds
Weir: raises 230 to 830 and is all-in
megateaser: calls 230
*** FLOP *** [Ad 4c 8d]
*** TURN *** [Ad 4c 8d] [Jd]
*** RIVER *** [Ad 4c 8d Jd] [Qc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Weir: shows [Ah 7d] (a pair of Aces)
megateaser: shows [8c Ac] (two pair, Aces and Eights)
megateaser collected 1760 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1760 | Rake 0
Board [Ad 4c 8d Jd Qc]
Seat 1: ElmiraMike (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: D.E. Million (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Weir (big blind) showed [Ah 7d] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 7: ace523 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: megateaser showed [8c Ac] and won (1760) with two pair, Aces and Eights


CLEARLY FOLDING UNTIL I HAD 3 BLINDS WAS NOT EFFECTIVE, SHOULD'VE WAITED LOGNER.

ON A SIDENOTE: I would like to applaud pokerstars for their subtle, yet effective support of the +1 theory. It may not be a true solution, but it is a step in the right direction.

Sometimes Even I hit a straight

PokerStars Game #14712634541: Tournament #74588799, $15+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2008/01/21 - 03:25:32 (ET)
Table '74588799 1' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: robinson23 (1525 in chips)
Seat 2: MonkJustin (1470 in chips)
Seat 3: xWhiteSaucex (2775 in chips)
Seat 4: PocketPairs5 (1515 in chips)
Seat 5: SunnyBooy86 (1560 in chips)
Seat 6: FULMER08 (1700 in chips)
Seat 7: Weir (1390 in chips)
Seat 9: burgipoker (1565 in chips)
Weir: posts small blind 25
burgipoker: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Td Ks]
robinson23: folds
MonkJustin: folds
xWhiteSaucex: folds
PocketPairs5: folds
SunnyBooy86: calls 50
FULMER08: calls 50
Weir: calls 25
burgipoker: checks
*** FLOP *** [Jd 8s 2h]
Weir: checks
burgipoker: checks
SunnyBooy86: checks
FULMER08: checks
*** TURN *** [Jd 8s 2h] [Qs]
Weir: checks
burgipoker: checks
SunnyBooy86: checks
FULMER08: checks
*** RIVER *** [Jd 8s 2h Qs] [9s]
Weir: bets 100
burgipoker: folds
SunnyBooy86: raises 200 to 300
FULMER08: folds
Weir: calls 200
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SunnyBooy86: shows [3s 4s] (a flush, Queen high)
Weir: mucks hand
SunnyBooy86 collected 800 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 800 | Rake 0
Board [Jd 8s 2h Qs 9s]
Seat 1: robinson23 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: MonkJustin folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: xWhiteSaucex folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: PocketPairs5 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: SunnyBooy86 showed [3s 4s] and won (800) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 6: FULMER08 (button) folded on the River
Seat 7: Weir (small blind) mucked [Td Ks]
Seat 9: burgipoker (big blind) folded on the River

i mean sure i should open fold the river, and especially not bet, and for sure not call the raise, but i have a straight. come on now. i may be dumb, but i am not retarded.

Good news though: I am watching Passenger 57.

Welp, I sure suck at poker, maybe one day i will figure it out

PokerStars Game #14712390408: Tournament #74587787, $15+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2008/01/21 - 02:57:49 (ET)
Table '74587787 1' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 2: Holgerdino (1290 in chips)
Seat 3: Yakudo (1015 in chips)
Seat 4: 50km (2985 in chips)
Seat 5: Weir (1345 in chips)
Seat 6: marcoray (2205 in chips)
Seat 7: Unidrabe (1470 in chips)
Seat 8: Conmann76 (1470 in chips)
Seat 9: Iwon2017wsop (1720 in chips)
marcoray: posts small blind 15
Unidrabe: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Jh Js]
Conmann76: folds
Iwon2017wsop: folds
Holgerdino: raises 90 to 120
Yakudo: calls 120
50km: folds
Weir: raises 1225 to 1345 and is all-in
marcoray: folds
Unidrabe: folds
Holgerdino: folds
Yakudo: calls 895 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Ah Qs 5h]
*** TURN *** [Ah Qs 5h] [3h]
*** RIVER *** [Ah Qs 5h 3h] [9c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Yakudo: shows [Qc 8d] (a pair of Queens)
Weir: shows [Jh Js] (a pair of Jacks)
Yakudo collected 2195 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2195 | Rake 0
Board [Ah Qs 5h 3h 9c]
Seat 2: Holgerdino folded before Flop
Seat 3: Yakudo showed [Qc 8d] and won (2195) with a pair of Queens
Seat 4: 50km folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Weir (button) showed [Jh Js] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 6: marcoray (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: Unidrabe (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Conmann76 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Iwon2017wsop folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Big Day!! MADE A FINAL TABLE

woop woop. made the final table of a multi table poker tournament. fucking sweet!!

then finished the night off with 3 4ths in sitngos.

9/360
4/9
4/9
4/9

Fuck you below average players I am clearly above average YES.

over this 4.5 hour span, i made out down $24. not bad for a day's work!!
:D
xoxo

These hands are all really rigged

PokerStars Game #14063348576: Tournament #71070934, $3.00+$0.30 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/12/24 - 01:22:59 (ET)
Table '71070934 91' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: josé delgado (3480 in chips)
Seat 2: Weir (2980 in chips)
Seat 3: blloyd (3605 in chips)
Seat 4: simple_6964 (3135 in chips)
Seat 5: JohnyStaziak (680 in chips)
Seat 6: eshap716 (1310 in chips)
Seat 7: Doc_Ken 41 (1610 in chips)
Seat 8: xxdeuceswild (935 in chips)
Seat 9: wilhammer (1555 in chips)
simple_6964: posts small blind 15
JohnyStaziak: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Ah Ad]
eshap716: raises 30 to 60
Doc_Ken 41: raises 90 to 150
xxdeuceswild: folds
wilhammer: calls 150
josé delgado: folds
Weir: raises 350 to 500
blloyd: folds
simple_6964: calls 485
JohnyStaziak: folds
eshap716: folds
Doc_Ken 41: calls 350
wilhammer: calls 350
*** FLOP *** [6s 8c Jc]
simple_6964: bets 2635 and is all-in
Doc_Ken 41: calls 1110 and is all-in
wilhammer: calls 1055 and is all-in
Weir: calls 2480 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [6s 8c Jc] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [6s 8c Jc 9h] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
simple_6964: shows [9s 9d] (a full house, Nines full of Jacks)
Weir: shows [Ah Ad] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
simple_6964 collected 2740 from side pot-2
Doc_Ken 41: shows [Ks Ac] (a pair of Jacks)
simple_6964 collected 165 from side pot-1
wilhammer: shows [8s 8d] (a full house, Eights full of Jacks)
simple_6964 collected 6310 from main pot
Kovak04 is connected
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 9215 Main pot 6310. Side pot-1 165. Side pot-2 2740. | Rake 0
Board [6s 8c Jc 9h Js]
Seat 1: josé delgado folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Weir showed [Ah Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Jacks
Seat 3: blloyd (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: simple_6964 (small blind) showed [9s 9d] and won (9215) with a full house, Nines full of Jacks
Seat 5: JohnyStaziak (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: eshap716 folded before Flop
Seat 7: Doc_Ken 41 showed [Ks Ac] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 8: xxdeuceswild folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: wilhammer showed [8s 8d] and lost with a full house, Eights full of Jacks

PokerStars Game #14062741236: Tournament #71379667, $15+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/12/24 - 00:42:20 (ET)
Table '71379667 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: bronz43x (1305 in chips)
Seat 2: Weir (1480 in chips)
Seat 3: joeblade (2705 in chips)
Seat 5: JonnyL1Time (1300 in chips)
Seat 6: stanc555 (1355 in chips)
Seat 7: delt71185 (310 in chips)
Seat 8: rasshopper (3430 in chips)
Seat 9: Baripoker (1615 in chips)
joeblade: posts small blind 25
JonnyL1Time: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Tc 9c]
stanc555: calls 50
delt71185: folds
rasshopper: folds
Baripoker: folds
bronz43x: folds
Weir: calls 50
joeblade: calls 25
JonnyL1Time: checks
*** FLOP *** [Jh 6c 8c]
joeblade: checks
JonnyL1Time: checks
stanc555: bets 50
Weir: raises 200 to 250
joeblade: folds
JonnyL1Time: folds
stanc555: calls 200
*** TURN *** [Jh 6c 8c] [2h]
stanc555: checks
Weir: bets 1180 and is all-in
stanc555: calls 1055 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Jh 6c 8c 2h] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
stanc555: shows [Jc Kc] (two pair, Jacks and Eights)
Weir: shows [Tc 9c] (a pair of Eights)
stanc555 collected 2810 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2810 | Rake 0
Board [Jh 6c 8c 2h 8d]
Seat 1: bronz43x folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Weir (button) showed [Tc 9c] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 3: joeblade (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: JonnyL1Time (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: stanc555 showed [Jc Kc] and won (2810) with two pair, Jacks and Eights
Seat 7: delt71185 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: rasshopper folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Baripoker folded before Flop (didn't bet)

PokerStars Game #14063254176: Tournament #70760639, $5.50+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (150/300) - 2007/12/24 - 01:16:16 (ET)
Table '70760639 3' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 2: exactorman1 (1520 in chips)
Seat 3: JonJ107 (4150 in chips)
Seat 4: Weir (2355 in chips)
Seat 5: RIVERWOOD (4365 in chips)
Seat 6: RomfordRobot (1705 in chips)
Seat 7: Sexy lady (3205 in chips)
Seat 8: dadied (2870 in chips)
Seat 9: NjCriminal (6300 in chips)
exactorman1: posts the ante 25
JonJ107: posts the ante 25
Weir: posts the ante 25
RIVERWOOD: posts the ante 25
RomfordRobot: posts the ante 25
Sexy lady: posts the ante 25
dadied: posts the ante 25
NjCriminal: posts the ante 25
RomfordRobot: posts small blind 150
Sexy lady: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Kd Ah]
dadied: folds
NjCriminal: folds
exactorman1: folds
JonJ107: folds
Weir: raises 2030 to 2330 and is all-in
RIVERWOOD: folds
RomfordRobot: calls 1530 and is all-in
Sexy lady: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qh Jh 8h]
*** TURN *** [Qh Jh 8h] [6c]
*** RIVER *** [Qh Jh 8h 6c] [4c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RomfordRobot: shows [Ac Jc] (a pair of Jacks)
Weir: shows [Kd Ah] (high card Ace)
RomfordRobot collected 3860 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3860 | Rake 0
Board [Qh Jh 8h 6c 4c]
Seat 2: exactorman1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: JonJ107 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Weir showed [Kd Ah] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 5: RIVERWOOD (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: RomfordRobot (small blind) showed [Ac Jc] and won (3860) with a pair of Jacks
Seat 7: Sexy lady (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: dadied folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: NjCriminal folded before Flop (didn't bet)

PokerStars Game #14063254176: Tournament #70760639, $5.50+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (150/300) - 2007/12/24 - 01:16:16 (ET)
Table '70760639 3' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 2: exactorman1 (1520 in chips)
Seat 3: JonJ107 (4150 in chips)
Seat 4: Weir (2355 in chips)
Seat 5: RIVERWOOD (4365 in chips)
Seat 6: RomfordRobot (1705 in chips)
Seat 7: Sexy lady (3205 in chips)
Seat 8: dadied (2870 in chips)
Seat 9: NjCriminal (6300 in chips)
exactorman1: posts the ante 25
JonJ107: posts the ante 25
Weir: posts the ante 25
RIVERWOOD: posts the ante 25
RomfordRobot: posts the ante 25
Sexy lady: posts the ante 25
dadied: posts the ante 25
NjCriminal: posts the ante 25
RomfordRobot: posts small blind 150
Sexy lady: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Kd Ah]
dadied: folds
NjCriminal: folds
exactorman1: folds
JonJ107: folds
Weir: raises 2030 to 2330 and is all-in
RIVERWOOD: folds
RomfordRobot: calls 1530 and is all-in
Sexy lady: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qh Jh 8h]
*** TURN *** [Qh Jh 8h] [6c]
*** RIVER *** [Qh Jh 8h 6c] [4c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RomfordRobot: shows [Ac Jc] (a pair of Jacks)
Weir: shows [Kd Ah] (high card Ace)
RomfordRobot collected 3860 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3860 | Rake 0
Board [Qh Jh 8h 6c 4c]
Seat 2: exactorman1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: JonJ107 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Weir showed [Kd Ah] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 5: RIVERWOOD (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: RomfordRobot (small blind) showed [Ac Jc] and won (3860) with a pair of Jacks
Seat 7: Sexy lady (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: dadied folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: NjCriminal folded before Flop (didn't bet)

LOOK I WON A BIG HAND!!!!!

PSYCHE

PokerStars Game #13850427251: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/12/14 - 05:36:02 (ET)
Table 'Dunant II' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Weir ($105.10 in chips)
Seat 2: dwp1010 ($57.30 in chips)
Seat 3: Gkastone ($146.45 in chips)
Seat 4: jnpn ($98.50 in chips)
Seat 6: MrteddyKGB ($218.95 in chips)
MrteddyKGB: posts small blind $0.50
Weir: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [5h Ac]
Alexpoker81 joins the table at seat #5
dwp1010: calls $1
Gkastone: folds
jnpn: folds
MrteddyKGB: folds
Weir: checks
*** FLOP *** [As Kh Qh]
Weir: checks
dwp1010: checks
*** TURN *** [As Kh Qh] [3h]
Weir: checks
dwp1010: checks
*** RIVER *** [As Kh Qh 3h] [5d]
Weir: bets $3
dwp1010: raises $7 to $10
Weir: calls $7
*** SHOW DOWN ***
WAIT FOR IT


WAIT......



GUESSS




I HAVE TWO PAIR, VALUE BET RIVER...HE RAISES......


HIGHER 2 PAIR???


LOWER 2 PAIR???

STRAIGHT??









dwp1010: shows [Ah 6h] (a flush, Ace high) <---OH HOW ORIGINAL SIR
Weir: mucks hand
dwp1010 collected $21.40 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $22.50 | Rake $1.10
Board [As Kh Qh 3h 5d]
Seat 1: Weir (big blind) mucked [5h Ac]
Seat 2: dwp1010 showed [Ah 6h] and won ($21.40) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 3: Gkastone folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: jnpn (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: MrteddyKGB (small blind) folded before Flop

CONGRATULATIONS NEVER FOLD GUY

Dealt to Weir [Td Tc]
dwp1010: folds
Gkastone: folds
sy power: calls $1
pulicio: folds
MrteddyKGB: raises $4 to $5
Weir: raises $7 to $12
sy power: calls $11
MrteddyKGB: folds
*** FLOP *** [7c Kc Kd]
Weir: checks
sy power: bets $9
Weir: raises $26 to $35
sy power: raises $26 to $61
Weir: calls $18.75 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [7c Kc Kd] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [7c Kc Kd 9h] [Jd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Weir: shows [Td Tc] (two pair, Kings and Tens)
sy power: shows [Kh Qd] (three of a kind, Kings)
sy power collected $133.50 from pot



CONGRATS I DECIDED THAT THE 9TH TIME IN A ROW THAT YOU BET INTO ME WHEN I CHECKED, AND I ACTUALLY HAD A PAIR, I WOULD TRY AND DO SOMETHING. BUT OOPS YOU FLOPPED TRIPS. WHY WHY WHY WHY WHWYWHY WHY WHY WHY WHY THIS MAKES NO SENSE. THE

EVERY
SINGLE
TIME

I PLAY
I NEVER WIN ANY HANDS
TH

OOOPS

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PokerStars Game #13850341293: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/12/14 - 05:23:43 (ET)
Table 'Dunant II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Weir ($49.50 in chips)
Seat 2: dwp1010 ($60.40 in chips)
Seat 3: Gkastone ($122 in chips)
Seat 4: sy power ($178.40 in chips)
Seat 5: pulicio ($102.15 in chips)
Seat 6: MrteddyKGB ($207.15 in chips)
sy power: posts small blind $0.50
pulicio: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Ah Jd]
MrteddyKGB: folds
Weir: raises $3 to $4
dwp1010: folds
Gkastone: folds
sy power: calls $3.50
pulicio: calls $3
*** FLOP *** [Jc Tc Qs]
sy power: bets $5
pulicio: folds
Weir: calls $5
*** TURN *** [Jc Tc Qs] [6d]
sy power: checks
Weir: checks
*** RIVER *** [Jc Tc Qs 6d] [2c]
sy power: bets $19
Weir: calls $19
*** SHOW DOWN ***
sy power: shows [8c Ac] (a flush, Ace high)
Weir: mucks hand
sy power collected $57.10 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $60 | Rake $2.90
Board [Jc Tc Qs 6d 2c]
Seat 1: Weir mucked [Ah Jd]
Seat 2: dwp1010 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Gkastone (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: sy power (small blind) showed [8c Ac] and won ($57.10) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 5: pulicio (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: MrteddyKGB folded before Flop (didn't bet)


OH LOOK YOU HIT A FLUSH

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IT IS NOT POSSIBLE TO WIN A HAND, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO SOMAEFIJADS'LKFJFDUHFDU

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The Days are Dark and the funds are dwindling on this dark, dreary, wintry day.

PokerStars Game #13849256716: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/12/14 - 02:57:36 (ET)
Table 'Dunant II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Weir ($76.05 in chips)
Seat 2: VTHOKIE26 ($31.30 in chips)
Seat 3: vietfuture69 ($38.50 in chips)
Seat 4: GBK12 ($85.70 in chips)
Seat 5: bonsak ($31 in chips)
Seat 6: MrteddyKGB ($120.90 in chips)
GBK12: posts small blind $0.50
bonsak: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Qd Ac]
MrteddyKGB: folds
Weir: raises $3 to $4
VTHOKIE26: folds
vietfuture69: raises $3 to $7
GBK12: folds
bonsak: folds
Weir: calls $3
*** FLOP *** [9h 2s Jc]
Weir: checks
vietfuture69: checks
*** TURN *** [9h 2s Jc] [8c]
Weir: checks
vietfuture69: checks
*** RIVER *** [9h 2s Jc 8c] [6h]
Weir: checks
vietfuture69: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Weir: shows [Qd Ac] (high card Ace)
vietfuture69: shows [Ah Kc] (high card Ace - King kicker)
vietfuture69 collected $14.75 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $15.50 | Rake $0.75
Board [9h 2s Jc 8c 6h]
Seat 1: Weir showed [Qd Ac] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 2: VTHOKIE26 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: vietfuture69 (button) showed [Ah Kc] and won ($14.75) with high card Ace
Seat 4: GBK12 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: bonsak (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: MrteddyKGB folded before Flop (didn't bet)


PokerStars Game #13849262987: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/12/14 - 02:58:19 (ET)
Table 'Dunant II' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Weir ($69.05 in chips)
Seat 2: VTHOKIE26 ($31.30 in chips)
Seat 3: vietfuture69 ($46.25 in chips)
Seat 4: GBK12 ($85.20 in chips)
Seat 5: bonsak ($30 in chips)
Seat 6: MrteddyKGB ($120.90 in chips)
bonsak: posts small blind $0.50
MrteddyKGB: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [As Kh]
Weir: raises $3 to $4
VTHOKIE26: folds
vietfuture69: calls $4
GBK12: folds
bonsak: folds
MrteddyKGB: folds
*** FLOP *** [Tc Js Ad]
Weir: bets $7
vietfuture69: raises $35.25 to $42.25 and is all-in
Weir: calls $35.25
*** TURN *** [Tc Js Ad] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [Tc Js Ad 8h] [9d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Weir: shows [As Kh] (a pair of Aces)
vietfuture69: shows [Qd Ah] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
vietfuture69 collected $91 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $94 | Rake $3
Board [Tc Js Ad 8h 9d]
Seat 1: Weir showed [As Kh] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: VTHOKIE26 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: vietfuture69 showed [Qd Ah] and won ($91) with a straight, Eight to Queen
Seat 4: GBK12 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: bonsak (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: MrteddyKGB (big blind) folded before Flop


IM GOING TO TAKE THIS GUY TO STATE COURT FOR IIED. IF THIS MOTHERFUCKER TRIES TO REMOVE IT TO FEDERAL COURT, I AM GOING TO TRESPASS HIS GODDAMN CHATTELS.

This makes me want to cut myself.........but in a good way.

PokerStars Game #11377598508: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/08/08 - 13:32:46 (ET)
Table 'Paris' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: schickli ($198 in chips)
Seat 2: Lucky_WIns ($208 in chips)
Seat 3: Weir ($200 in chips)
Seat 4: roo_400 ($614 in chips)
Seat 5: Percussion ($200 in chips)
Seat 6: sparx1 ($208.60 in chips)
schickli: posts small blind $1
Lucky_WIns: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Kc Ks]
Weir: raises $6 to $8
roo_400: raises $16 to $24
Percussion: folds
sparx1: folds
schickli: folds
Lucky_WIns: folds
Weir: calls $16
*** FLOP *** [Kh Th Kd]
Weir: checks
roo_400: bets $42
Weir: raises $134 to $176 and is all-in
roo_400: calls $134
*** TURN *** [Kh Th Kd] [2d]
*** RIVER *** [Kh Th Kd 2d] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Weir: shows [Kc Ks] (four of a kind, Kings)
roo_400: mucks hand
Weir collected $400 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $403 | Rake $3
Board [Kh Th Kd 2d Qh]
Seat 1: schickli (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Lucky_WIns (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Weir showed [Kc Ks] and won ($400) with four of a kind, Kings
Seat 4: roo_400 mucked [Ac Jc]
Seat 5: Percussion folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: sparx1 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)


stra8 no good

PokerStars Game #11377678191: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/08/08 - 13:38:13 (ET)
Table 'Paris' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: schickli ($197 in chips)
Seat 2: Lucky_WIns ($199 in chips)
Seat 3: Weir ($389 in chips)
Seat 4: roo_400 ($446 in chips)
Seat 5: Percussion ($195 in chips)
Seat 6: sparx1 ($203.90 in chips)
Percussion: posts small blind $1
sparx1: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [3c 3s]
schickli: folds
Lucky_WIns: folds
Weir: raises $6 to $8
roo_400: raises $16 to $24
Percussion: folds
sparx1: folds
Weir: calls $16
*** FLOP *** [7c 4s 3d]
Weir: checks
roo_400: bets $42
Weir: raises $78 to $120
roo_400: raises $302 to $422 and is all-in
Weir: calls $245 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [7c 4s 3d] [9d]
*** RIVER *** [7c 4s 3d 9d] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Weir: shows [3c 3s] (three of a kind, Threes)
roo_400: mucks hand
roo_400 leaves the table
Weir collected $778 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $781 | Rake $3
Board [7c 4s 3d 9d 8d]
Seat 1: schickli folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Lucky_WIns folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Weir showed [3c 3s] and won ($778) with three of a kind, Threes
Seat 4: roo_400 (button) mucked [2h 3h]
Seat 5: Percussion (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: sparx1 (big blind) folded before Flop

not sure what to say here

Finally hit with AK

PokerStars Game #10947585128: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/07/15 - 05:16:56 (ET)
Table 'Aschera' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: CoioL ($216.30 in chips)
Seat 2: Weir ($213.35 in chips)
Seat 3: iD.anon ($290.55 in chips)
Seat 4: DF_Newb ($334.50 in chips)
Seat 5: royalsu ($223.65 in chips)
Seat 6: noneofthat ($200.80 in chips)
royalsu: posts small blind $1
noneofthat: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Ks Ah]
CoioL: folds
Weir: raises $6 to $8
iD.anon: raises $19 to $27
DF_Newb: folds
royalsu: folds
noneofthat: folds
Weir: calls $19
*** FLOP *** [Kh 3c Jd]
Weir: checks
iD.anon: bets $36
Weir: raises $64 to $100
iD.anon: raises $163.55 to $263.55 and is all-in
Weir: calls $86.35 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Kh 3c Jd] [Ad]
*** RIVER *** [Kh 3c Jd Ad] [Tc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Weir: shows [Ks Ah] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
iD.anon: shows [Js Jc] (three of a kind, Jacks)
iD.anon collected $426.70 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $429.70 | Rake $3
Board [Kh 3c Jd Ad Tc]
Seat 1: CoioL folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Weir showed [Ks Ah] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 3: iD.anon showed [Js Jc] and won ($426.70) with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 4: DF_Newb (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: royalsu (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: noneofthat (big blind) folded before Flop


cool

POKERSTARS GAME #10946220336: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/07/15 - 02:14:27 (ET)
Table 'Predappia' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Weir ($200 in chips)
Seat 2: Bananas__009 ($318.30 in chips)
Seat 3: noneofthat ($171.50 in chips)
Seat 4: nutflush621 ($200 in chips)
Seat 5: CoioL ($193 in chips)
Seat 6: pjbarber ($728.95 in chips)
noneofthat: posts small blind $1
nutflush621: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [7h Ah]
CoioL: folds
pjbarber: folds
Weir: raises $6 to $8
Bananas__009: raises $16 to $24
noneofthat: folds
nutflush621: folds
Weir: raises $46 to $70
Bananas__009: calls $46
*** FLOP *** [Kc 4c Tc]
Weir: checks
Bananas__009: bets $85
Weir: folds
Bananas__009 collected $140 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $143 | Rake $3
Board [Kc 4c Tc]
Seat 1: Weir folded on the Flop
Seat 2: Bananas__009 (button) collected ($140)
Seat 3: noneofthat (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: nutflush621 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: CoioL folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: pjbarber folded before Flop (didn't bet)

wonderful


POKERSTARS GAME #10946551354: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/07/15 - 02:51:43 (ET)
Table 'Predappia' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Weir ($206.40 in chips)
Seat 2: Bananas__009 ($84.20 in chips)
Seat 3: noneofthat ($446.30 in chips)
Seat 4: HHHthegame88 ($321 in chips)
Seat 5: CoioL ($200 in chips)
Seat 6: dtemp ($276.15 in chips)
Weir: posts small blind $1
Bananas__009: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Ad Kc]
noneofthat: folds
HHHthegame88: folds
CoioL: raises $6 to $8
dtemp: folds
Weir: raises $16 to $24
Bananas__009: folds
CoioL: calls $16
*** FLOP *** [3c 9h 2c]
Weir: bets $40
CoioL: calls $40
*** TURN *** [3c 9h 2c] [2h]
Weir: checks
CoioL: checks
*** RIVER *** [3c 9h 2c 2h] [4d]
Weir: checks
CoioL: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Weir: shows [Ad Kc] (a pair of Deuces)
CoioL: shows [Tc 9c] (two pair, Nines and Deuces)
CoioL collected $127 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $130 | Rake $3
Board [3c 9h 2c 2h 4d]
Seat 1: Weir (small blind) showed [Ad Kc] and lost with a pair of Deuces
Seat 2: Bananas__009 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: noneofthat folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: HHHthegame88 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: CoioL showed [Tc 9c] and won ($127) with two pair, Nines and Deuces
Seat 6: dtemp (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)


okay then


POKERSTARS GAME #10946242459: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/07/15 - 02:16:45 (ET)
Table 'Predappia' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Weir ($203 in chips)
Seat 2: Bananas__009 ($388.30 in chips)
Seat 3: noneofthat ($170.50 in chips)
Seat 4: nutflush621 ($199.80 in chips)
Seat 5: CoioL ($190 in chips)
Seat 6: pjbarber ($726.95 in chips)
pjbarber: posts small blind $1
Weir: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [7s 4s]
Bananas__009: folds
noneofthat: folds
nutflush621: folds
CoioL: folds
pjbarber: raises $6 to $8
Weir: raises $16 to $24
pjbarber: calls $16
*** FLOP *** [8h Kh 6h]
pjbarber: checks
Weir: bets $35
pjbarber: calls $35
*** TURN *** [8h Kh 6h] [9c]
pjbarber: checks
Weir: checks
*** RIVER *** [8h Kh 6h 9c] [7c]
pjbarber: checks
Weir: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
pjbarber: shows [Kd Jc] (a pair of Kings)
Weir: mucks hand
pjbarber collected $115 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $118 | Rake $3
Board [8h Kh 6h 9c 7c]
Seat 1: Weir (big blind) mucked [7s 4s]
Seat 2: Bananas__009 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: noneofthat folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: nutflush621 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: CoioL (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: pjbarber (small blind) showed [Kd Jc] and won ($115) with a pair of Kings


silly me :D

POKERSTARS GAME #10946489579: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/07/15 - 02:44:25 (ET)
Table 'Predappia' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Weir ($213.75 in chips)
Seat 2: Bananas__009 ($259.20 in chips)
Seat 3: noneofthat ($363.25 in chips)
Seat 5: CoioL ($200 in chips)
Seat 6: dtemp ($246.15 in chips)
Bananas__009: posts small blind $1
noneofthat: posts big blind $2
HHHthegame88: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [4s 4h]
CoioL: folds
dtemp: raises $6 to $8
Weir: calls $8
Bananas__009: folds
noneofthat: folds
*** FLOP *** [Tc 2s 9c]
dtemp: bets $16
Weir: raises $32 to $48
dtemp: raises $190.15 to $238.15 and is all-in
Weir: folds
dtemp collected $113 from pot
dtemp: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $115 | Rake $2
Board [Tc 2s 9c]
Seat 1: Weir (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: Bananas__009 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: noneofthat (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: CoioL folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: dtemp collected ($113)


almost folded didnt you!!


POKERSTARS GAME #10946361079: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/07/15 - 02:29:32 (ET)
Table 'Predappia' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Weir ($289.75 in chips)
Seat 2: Bananas__009 ($290.50 in chips)
Seat 3: noneofthat ($312.95 in chips)
Seat 4: nutflush621 ($209.75 in chips)
Seat 5: CoioL ($199 in chips)
Seat 6: pjbarber ($774.95 in chips)
pjbarber: posts small blind $1
Weir: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Jc Qc]
Bananas__009: raises $5 to $7
noneofthat: folds
nutflush621: calls $7
CoioL: folds
pjbarber: folds
Weir: calls $5
*** FLOP *** [3h Td 2d]
Weir: checks
Bananas__009: checks
nutflush621: checks
*** TURN *** [3h Td 2d] [Qd]
Weir: checks
Bananas__009: checks
nutflush621: bets $10
Weir: calls $10
pjbarber leaves the table
Bananas__009: calls $10
*** RIVER *** [3h Td 2d Qd] [Js]
Weir: bets $25
funkeemonkee joins the table at seat #6
Bananas__009: folds
nutflush621: calls $25
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Weir: shows [Jc Qc] (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
nutflush621: shows [Ts Tc] (three of a kind, Tens)
nutflush621 collected $99 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $102 | Rake $3
Board [3h Td 2d Qd Js]
Seat 1: Weir (big blind) showed [Jc Qc] and lost with two pair, Queens and Jacks
Seat 2: Bananas__009 folded on the River
Seat 3: noneofthat folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: nutflush621 showed [Ts Tc] and won ($99) with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 5: CoioL (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: pjbarber (small blind) folded before Flop

TWO PAIR YES

POKERSTARS GAME #10946155785: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/07/15 - 02:07:49 (ET)
Table 'Predappia' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Weir ($200 in chips)
Seat 2: Bananas__009 ($326.65 in chips)
Seat 3: noneofthat ($175.35 in chips)
Seat 4: nutflush621 ($200 in chips)
Seat 5: CoioL ($200 in chips)
Seat 6: pjbarber ($638.95 in chips)
noneofthat: posts small blind $1
nutflush621: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Qc Jc]
CoioL: raises $6 to $8
pjbarber: calls $8
Weir: calls $8
Bananas__009: folds
noneofthat: calls $7
nutflush621: calls $6
*** FLOP *** [6d Jd 3c]
noneofthat: checks
nutflush621: checks
CoioL: checks
pjbarber: bets $24
Weir: calls $24
noneofthat: folds
nutflush621: folds
CoioL: folds
*** TURN *** [6d Jd 3c] [8h]
pjbarber: checks
Weir: checks
*** RIVER *** [6d Jd 3c 8h] [Td]
pjbarber: checks
Weir: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
pjbarber: shows [Tc Jh] (two pair, Jacks and Tens)
Weir: mucks hand
pjbarber collected $85 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $88 | Rake $3
Board [6d Jd 3c 8h Td]
Seat 1: Weir mucked [Qc Jc]
Seat 2: Bananas__009 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: noneofthat (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: nutflush621 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: CoioL folded on the Flop
Seat 6: pjbarber showed [Tc Jh] and won ($85) with two pair, Jacks and Tens

oh thats how 2 pair works?


POKERSTARS GAME #10946087439: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/07/15 - 02:00:57 (ET)
Table 'Anius II' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: vincent1981 ($48.75 in chips)
Seat 2: HeroInBlack ($274.90 in chips)
Seat 3: slickster998 ($84.50 in chips)
Seat 4: 7morir7 ($74.80 in chips)
Seat 5: Weir ($99.50 in chips)
Seat 6: tiltbad ($106.20 in chips)
tiltbad: posts small blind $0.50
vincent1981: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Kh Kc]
HeroInBlack: raises $3 to $4
slickster998: calls $4
7morir7: folds
Weir: raises $16 to $20
tiltbad: folds
vincent1981: folds
HeroInBlack: raises $58 to $78
slickster998: folds
Weir: raises $21.50 to $99.50 and is all-in
HeroInBlack: calls $21.50
*** FLOP *** [Ac 2s 7s]
*** TURN *** [Ac 2s 7s] [As]
*** RIVER *** [Ac 2s 7s As] [9d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
HeroInBlack: shows [Ad Ks] (three of a kind, Aces)
Weir: mucks hand
HeroInBlack collected $201.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $204.50 | Rake $3
Board [Ac 2s 7s As 9d]
Seat 1: vincent1981 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: HeroInBlack showed [Ad Ks] and won ($201.50) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 3: slickster998 folded before Flop
Seat 4: 7morir7 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Weir (button) mucked [Kh Kc]
Seat 6: tiltbad (small blind) folded before Flop


KINGS

POKERSTARS GAME #10945925510: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/07/15 - 01:45:26 (ET)
Table 'Anius II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: vincent1981 ($48.60 in chips)
Seat 2: HeroInBlack ($282.90 in chips)
Seat 3: slickster998 ($93 in chips)
Seat 4: 7morir7 ($29.95 in chips)
Seat 5: Weir ($113.90 in chips)
Seat 6: tiltbad ($107.20 in chips)
7morir7: posts small blind $0.50
Weir: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Jc 8h]
tiltbad: folds
vincent1981: calls $1
HeroInBlack: folds
slickster998: folds
7morir7: calls $0.50
Weir: checks
*** FLOP *** [Jh Qs 8d]
7morir7: checks
Weir: bets $3
vincent1981: folds
7morir7: raises $7 to $10
Weir: raises $57 to $67
7morir7: calls $18.95 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Jh Qs 8d] [Kd]
*** RIVER *** [Jh Qs 8d Kd] [Ah]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
7morir7: shows [Qd 8s] (two pair, Queens and Eights)
Weir: mucks hand
7morir7 collected $57.90 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $60.90 | Rake $3
Board [Jh Qs 8d Kd Ah]
Seat 1: vincent1981 folded on the Flop
Seat 2: HeroInBlack folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: slickster998 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: 7morir7 (small blind) showed [Qd 8s] and won ($57.90) with two pair, Queens and Eights
Seat 5: Weir (big blind) mucked [Jc 8h]
Seat 6: tiltbad folded before Flop (didn't bet)

TWO PAIR

Nice

PokerStars Game #10947239496: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/07/15 - 04:25:12 (ET)
Table 'Aschera' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: shiraz21 ($57.45 in chips)
Seat 2: Weir ($264.50 in chips)
Seat 3: iD.anon ($199.70 in chips)
Seat 4: DF_Newb ($356.05 in chips)
Seat 5: royalsu ($280 in chips)
Seat 6: atlet88 ($133.50 in chips)
DF_Newb: posts small blind $1
royalsu: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Qc Qd]
atlet88: folds
shiraz21: calls $2
Weir: raises $8 to $10
iD.anon: folds
DF_Newb: calls $9
royalsu: folds
shiraz21: calls $8
*** FLOP *** [5c 4c Th]
DF_Newb: checks
shiraz21: bets $47.45 and is all-in
Weir: calls $47.45
DF_Newb: folds
*** TURN *** [5c 4c Th] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [5c 4c Th 5h] [Jh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
shiraz21: shows [5s 4s] (a full house, Fives full of Fours)
Weir: mucks hand
shiraz21 collected $123.90 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $126.90 | Rake $3
Board [5c 4c Th 5h Jh]
Seat 1: shiraz21 showed [5s 4s] and won ($123.90) with a full house, Fives full of Fours
Seat 2: Weir mucked [Qc Qd]
Seat 3: iD.anon (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: DF_Newb (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: royalsu (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: atlet88 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


goodone

I am going to double him up

doubtnme: ur gonna double me up


PokerStars Game #10946953849: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/07/15 - 03:44:02 (ET)
Table 'Anius II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 3: doubtnme ($16.90 in chips)
Seat 5: Weir ($217 in chips)
badb0iie joins the table at seat #6
doubtnme: posts small blind $0.50
Weir: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Jc Ac]
doubtnme: raises $15.90 to $16.90 and is all-in
Weir: calls $15.90
*** FLOP *** [5d 4h Ts]
doubtnme said, "pair"
*** TURN *** [5d 4h Ts] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [5d 4h Ts 7s] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Weir: shows [Jc Ac] (a pair of Fives)
doubtnme: shows [Jh 5h] (three of a kind, Fives)
doubtnme collected $32.80 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $33.80 | Rake $1
Board [5d 4h Ts 7s 5c]
Seat 3: doubtnme (button) (small blind) showed [Jh 5h] and won ($32.80) with three of a kind, Fives
Seat 5: Weir (big blind) showed [Jc Ac] and lost with a pair of Fives



cool good job